Fuck, Now There Are Two Of You

 This sarcastic potty-mouthed book is more for parents than children. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F**k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.